I'm an evil genius. I'm deadly accurate with assault riffles, I code in assembly, I design networks and I travel very often. Nixternal kinda introduced me to stick around and give a hand to the kubuntu community. I like anything and I prefer a man who can cook, aim straight, shoot while moving and running kubuntu. Nixternal gets dibbs.

I'm off to find something in the icebox. Don't drool on the keyboard.