My first Ubuntu is Hoary Hedgehog (5.04) but back in those time, I'm just a Windows fag and using Ubuntu merely under special occasions only like backing up a files when the Windows's crashed, unbootable or infected with virus/worms.

2006 midyear, I totally stopped using a computer because my PC was dead. Poor little precious.. :(

Work, work, work..

2010, I finally get myself a decent specs of laptop (with Vista!). Tell you what, it's slow like hell !! I starts to do some research on the net. Read, read, read.. Linux.. dafuq is this? Read some more.. Ubuntu.. hurm, isn't this a CD that I'm using to backup my files.. hurm.. Read, read.. And finally, after 2 months of living together with a f*cking-Vista and researching about Linux and Ubuntu, I dual boot my laptop with Karmic Koala (Ubuntu 9.10). Took me 2 days to downloads the ISO. :(

Since then, I rarely boot up my Windows anymore. I've became a distro-hopper, eye-candy junkie and the biggest of all, OS crasher!
#ubuntu @ irc.freenode.net and Google is my best friends during those dark time. Yeah, my room always dark. Save the earth!

After arounds 2 months, Lucid Lynx (Ubuntu 10.04 LTS) was born. And without any further delay, I've been upgrades my system. And they all live happily ever after. Wait, maybe not..

Day after day, my Ubuntu disk space usage getting higher and higher. So, I made a final decision.. no more Windows. BUMP!
And that's the end of the story. He he he ;D

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Dude, seriously? You've been reading all this jibberish? Are you retarded or what? Don't you have any more important things to do? LOL!

hotfloppy@hfbox ~> lsb_release -a ; uname -a
No LSB modules are available.
Distributor ID: Ubuntu
Description: Ubuntu 14.10
Release: 14.10
Codename: utopic
Linux hfbox 3.16.0-30-generic #40-Ubuntu SMP Mon Jan 12 22:07:27 UTC 2015 i686 i686 i686 GNU/Linux
hotfloppy@hfbox ~>

"You ain't learnt anything yet. Wait 'til you starts to fails"