I wear a red hat (most of the time),
I live in a bus;
Some people don't like that,
And they make a fuss;
But having no laundry,
Sure is a plus.

You are really stretching the form here
Writhing limericks re near and far there
So much hurts my ears
I'd imbibe a few beers
But my meds proscribe drink in this biosphere.
    *ajo* writing in self-defense your Honour.
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