I know it's not hip to maintain a profile page that's even close to reality, but what do I care! Let the world know that I use Ubuntu AND I update my profile pages. If you're just that interested in me and what I have to say, or you're simply a nut-job trying believe that you actually know real people, then why not check out my technobabble blog:

http://www.swansonblog.com/geekspeak

Sure, I have other interests, and corresponding blogs, but you're a geek, a tech-head if you will, and what you want is the technical stuff, and that blog is the place to get it.